You weren’t going to drink last night but somehow ended up shit fuck wasted. You wake up on someone’s floor because you were too drunk to drive. You are wearing no pants. Your car is parked at some random bar and you are hoping it’s still in tact. You haven’t eaten since 1 pm yesterday and you are hungry like a hostage. You are so thirsty it isn’t even funny. You have to poop but the only bathroom is through the bedroom (wtf right?) You are awkwardly waiting for your friend to wake up because you are already up and ready to go home. Yea, that’s me. Right now. All I have to keep me entertained is Tumblr. Oh boy.
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sergionavarrete said:
awkward for me is, this not happening.
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dirtyhollywood posted this
